on eBay i bought a chandelier and was happy cos it was only £13 and i got mad excited but when it came in the post I opened an envelope and realised I bought lighting for a doll house

my bestfriends boyfriends bestfriend has been to prison and done some silly shit and wears bizarrely patterned bomber jackets but i have such a stupid crush on him he makes me swoon and i’m an idiot


why do people complain about a woman playing watson on elementary when a terrifying alien plays sherlock in sherlock




it’s so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober

one of these is not like the others


(Source: babedwire)